I Love ATM Machines

Card draw simulator

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I Love Chai Tea 24 18 11 1.0
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LACK OF SUBTLETY · 1477

Well, I can't resist a dumb joke, so I had to join in on this. Andyr began this with his "I love Chai Tea" decklist, to which KingOfRohan followed up with a complimentary deck, "I Love Naan Bread". So here is my addition, tailored to play support to both of those decks.

So what does this do? It defends the table. Spider-Ham will happily step in the way of attacks, hoping to reduce the damage to 1 using Deflection, Energy Shield, and Cartoon Physics, pick up a cartoon counter, and then ready using Indomitable.

He also has two allies who can join in the defense. Both Scarlet Spider and Spider-UK work well on defense and work even better when paired with an Energy Shield.

There are loads of energy resources and 3 Enhanced Reflexes to finance these Energy Shields, along with the cartoon counters. The cartoon counters can also help power the Tackle card which can assist KingOfRohan's Press the Advantage plays.

There is also Dr. Sinclair and a Helicarrier to share with the team.

While Investigative Journalism and Young Love still appear as part of the list, I found out that they are unfortunately not legal to include because I do not control at least one of the listed characters. So don't include them, but the deck is still legal, and slightly streamlined, at 41 cards.

5 comments

May 16, 2025 LACK OF SUBTLETY · 1477

@andyr, @KingOfRohan - For your approval

May 16, 2025 andyr · 12252

YES!!!! that's awesome!! i love the Enhanced to Energy Shield!! really cool combo

May 16, 2025 MrSelfDestruct · 394

I love a grassroots paired deck series, hilarious!

I'll be the bad guy though - unfortunately, you can't include Team Ups if your identity isn't on the Team Up. So Investigative and Young Love would have to get cut - luckily that just brings you to 41!

I'd love to see all these Spider decks in action together.

May 16, 2025 LACK OF SUBTLETY · 1477

Boo hiss! I tried looking that up to see if it was legal but apparently I missed that important detail.

May 16, 2025 LACK OF SUBTLETY · 1477

Thanks @andyr! Scarlet Spider can also use Energy Shield to tank other Web-Warriors consequential damage.