HULK SMASHES THE PROBLEM!

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InigoMontoya · 4253

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SEE? THAT'S ME. HULK. RIGHT AFTER I SMASHED. A LOT. WHAT DID I SMASH? A PROBLEM. THE PROBLEM. LOTS OF PROBLEM. ALL THE PROBLEMS.

HULK WAS SO GIDDY WHEN I HEARD ABOUT SMASH THE PROBLEM, QUICK STRIKE, AND THE BEST DEFENSE…, FINALLY, I CAN THWART! FINALLY, HULK CAN BLOCK ATTACKS! THESE CARDS WERE MADE FOR ME! I'M RELEVANT AGAIN! 0 THWART AND SMALL HAND SIZE IS NOT WHO I AM AS A PERSON!

BUT WHO DID YOU DECKBUILDERS DECIDE TO GIVE THESE CARDS? HAWKEYE? HE ONLY SHOOTS. NEVER SMASH. HE'S TOO BUSY WITH HIS TV SHOW TO CARE ABOUT REAL PROBLEMS. ANT-MAN? AT BEST, HE STOMPS. MOST OF THE TIME HE SQUEAKS.

I WAS EXPECTING MANY HULK DECKS. OR AT LEAST ONE. NONE? FINE. I'LL DO IT MYSELF. I'LL TRY TO CALM DOWN AND NOT TALK IN ALL CAPS.


Edit: Replace Lockjaw with Machine Man. It makes a huge difference.

13 comments

Dec 13, 2021 teamcanadahockey2002 · 6969

You got me too laugh at this... poor Hulk, still never getting any love

Dec 13, 2021 InigoMontoya · 4253

@teamcanadahockey2002 Thanks! Poor Hulk is right. I was in the middle of making a Smash the Problem/The Best Defense… deck for Drax when I started feeling so bad for Hulk. He's been waiting for thwarting and defense events in Aggression for so long He finally got them Yet so many characters can use them better than he can.

Joking aside, this deck does work. :)

Dec 14, 2021 teamcanadahockey2002 · 6969

@InigoMontoya I've always thought Hulk has 4 main challenges: He can't thwart, he gets nerfed when he gets stunned, ditto for tough villains, and he has a low hand size.

With these recent additions, now he can thwart significantly when the time comes, and when you use up the Brute Forces, it takes care of the villain toughs. I don't think we'll ever be able to help him with the small hand size until some new cards target this. Would love to find a way to clear stuns though... was hoping it could be Plasma Pistol, but that isn't an attack sadly.

He's getting better though...

Dec 14, 2021 celric · 426

@teamcanadahockey2002 too bad everybody else is getting better more than Hulk.

@InigoMontoya great write up. Can't believe this Hawkeye/Ant-man crap. Drax and Hulk are where it's at. #TeamGreen

Dec 14, 2021 InigoMontoya · 4253

@teamcanadahockey2002 Great points on Hulk I'm hoping for a Gamma version of Godllike Stamina. That would help him a lot.

Maybe another Gamma basic card that gives +1 hand size, but has some downside.

Dec 14, 2021 InigoMontoya · 4253

@celric TEAM GREEN! I do love Drax more, but Hulk holds a special place in my heart. Hopefully, he'll get some more love soon. Maybe cards in Vision's deck or Sinister Motives will help. :-)

Dec 14, 2021 teamcanadahockey2002 · 6969

@InigoMontoya I'm hoping for something similar to how Drax works, where you draw a card when a trigger occurs, like say you take more than X amount of damage, deal more than X amount of damage, or my personal choice: a green card that lets you draw a card when you start your turn with full or more HP than your printed value.

Of course the challenge here is to not let other heroes become too powerful either though...

Dec 14, 2021 Brian-V · 42889

@InigoMontoya Thought this was hilarious! Good to see Hulk getting love.

Dec 15, 2021 InigoMontoya · 4253

@Brian-V Thank you! Do you have any thoughts on how to improve Hulk?

Jan 25, 2022 InigoMontoya · 4253

Anyone playing this deck, put in Machine Man for Lockjaw. He's perfect for Hulk. Credit to Turtles04 for this idea!

Jan 26, 2022 Strong Arm · 81

Really like the use of these new Valkyrie cards

But, Why no Combat Training? @InigoMontoya

Jan 26, 2022 InigoMontoya · 4253

@Strong Arm I was hoping 2 Brute Force cards would take the place of Combat Training. So, Hulk could remove tough. After more play testing on Expert, I found that I want to get rid of all non-physical resource cards except for Smash The Problem. Drop Kick, and Hulk's cards need the physical resources too much. Even Quincarrier is a hinderance.

I think Helicarrier and Combat Training go in a modified version of this deck.

Mar 07, 2022 turtles04 · 465

Great Hulk Deck.